I'm in hell

I must have died and gone to hell, b/c that's where it feels like I'm at now.

I'm stuck in a room with one dog who thinks she's a pitbull and weighs six pounds, and with another dog who thinks he is casa-fucking-nova.

On the outside of the room are two bassett hounds of much larger size just aching to bark their living mouths off at the small one, and nip at the casanova. Of course I'm stuck on the inside with MY dogs, whom are not laid back at all and are very territorial. I hate these dogs so damn much these days. I have been trying to socialize sammy and kitsi for epochs it seems like, but it has been a total failure. Every person she sees outside of myself and Michelle she runs from. Every dog she sees outside of Sammy she nips and starts turning into a dragon beast thing. It's really pissing me off! I can't really decide whether to beat her, (the wrong thing) or pet her. She has to have every bit of attention, and every bit of space from the other dogs otherwise she gets incredibly irate. I have found that if she is by herself she is really a good dog, it's just around others she goes nuts.

So, I sit her stuck like chuck awaiting the arrival of my woman. As soon as she gets here though I'm thinking of leaving. I cannot possibly hazard a guess as to why I would stick around. The dogs, the being locked up, the not being able to relax, or get drunk. According to her this is supposed to be some sort of early "cinco de mayo" celebration, and it's turned into Empire Dog: Conquest.

Well here she is...bleh...time to face it.